A Washington, DC lawyer was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit it, ripping the door off its hinges.
The police arrived and found the lawyer hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious car.
"You lawyers are so materialistic," a police officer commented, shaking his head in disgust.
"You're so worried about your beautiful BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."
"Oh no!" said the lawyer, looking down and noticing the bloody stump where his arm had been. "Where's my Rolex?!"
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Some Cartoons by Mike. Farley & Floyd
Get rid of these weeds. I don't care how you do it! (Gas)
Oh ya he's one of our volunteers.
What's going on here? It's OK, there's on fire. I use the smoke
detector to tell when dinner is done.
Just a False alarm. Where's Floyd?
Hey boot how ja like some coffee. Thanks I'd love some.
Have another cup. Thank you. Oh no someone in there,
and it's the only one. Still there. All here for lunch. My turn!
Very funny!
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